Things that are really stupid.

Nothing binds people together like making fun of others/things that are stupid.
So let's bond.
This is compilation of things I have gathered from Pinterest. Pinterest is a quasi-social network that you share websites through pictures; for those of you that have been frozen in carbonite for the past two years.Or male.

As far as I'm concerned, these are are very stupid.

1. "In my past life, I was a really gay spider."

I'm not sure where this came from, exactly-but this is the site that pops up when you click it.
I'm not sure if there's been some product testing on this or what, but why would this pose make me want to buy these clothes? It doesn't. It's really dumb. And this model looks like she's part of some kind of human trafficking ring. Her expression makes me think she's seen things that can't be unseen. It's dumb. It's not attractive.

2. Romeo and Juliet is an okay story, but both retards died in the end.

Oh, surprise surprise! when you click on the image, a tumblr pops up.
Okay, so people that know me know that I'm pretty cautious. This is like my worst nightmare-WHO DOES THIS? This is exactly why people are worried about the planet. Because young people are doing dumb crap like this! (and if they're not they're looking at this like "oh so romantic"-because nothing says sexy like full body cast in the hospital with your boyfriend.) I cry sad tears for my generation.

3. Grammar police? No, I'm pretty sure it's called intelligence.

I guess in this case it's spelling police. "Loose" is not a verb. It's an adjective.
I think you're looking for the word "lose". C'mon guys, I'm a high-school drop out.

4. I wonder if this is a mold of someone's body? That'd be cool.

"Oh welcome to my home! Would you like to sit in the ass chair?"
"Yes, I'd love nothing more"
"Caucasian, or African-American"
"African-American"
END SCENE
Actually, I think my mom would really like one of these.
And is it just me, or does the black one have a bigger butt?

5. Flower-freaking ice pops.

Ugh. What to even say about these crappy sticks?
I mean I get it. Girls like pink and flowers, and tutus. I mean, I'm pretty girly. But what kind of mother teachers her kids....to eat weeds? Like the dogs....
Ugh. this blog post bugs me so much.

Mommy bloggers bug me, in general.

Anyways. This is pinterest. Just a whole lot of moms. I see it as my personal journey to make fun of all of them. Not as a career, just as a hobby, really.

pinterest.com/summiesumsum

I have a whole board of stuff I make fun of, too!
http://pinterest.com/summiesumsum/yeah-sure/

Q's about College

My biggest questions about college. 

1. How come so many people have tattoos? 
2. Where do all these people get these tats? 
3. Did they get a student discount of something?
4. And how come 60% percent of these tattoos are really really trashy?
5. Who told them that looked good? 
6. Did they get them with the hope that by the time they reach the age that they hate that tattoo, there will be an easy removal process?
7. Does everyone kinda live in their cars like I do? I feel like I need a lot of stuff. 
8. Do other people feel the same way?
9. How come so many of these girls look so young?
10. Do I look that young?
11. Why do so many of these people smoke? 
12. How come no one smokes with class like Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?
13. How did these people start smoking? Peer pressure? 
14. How come everyone in the smoking section act like they're completely wasted?
15. How come the smoking section is so close to the most flammable section of campus?
16. Why is every boy under the age of 19 talking about pot?
17. Where do I score some of this pot?
18. How come more people that sit on the grass don't bring blankets of towels or something? There are a lot of ants. 
19. Why do people feel the need to add "cool commentary" in class? i.e: "that was so lame". Well if it was so lame, leave the class, douchebucket.